Unauthoritative Pronouncements

Good evening, and welcome to the pre-taped iOS call-in show where we tape all our shows about iOS releases, one release in advance. I’m your host, Ken Doral, and let’s try it again.

It’s really not that hard, okay? Our topic once again is iOS 18.2. We’re taping it now, and it airs when the iOS 18.3 beta comes out. Okay, so if you’re watching me talk about iOS 18.1, don’t call to talk about it. It’s too late. Instead, call about iOS 18.3, which is next episode’s topic. Okay. If you wanted to talk about iOS 18.1, you should have called when our iOS 17.6 show was airing, but we were taping the iOS 18.0 show. Okay, so here we go.

Hello.

Hi Ken, great show. I just tried to use Clean Up and it needed WiFi to install—

Okay, okay, there you go. That’s boo-boo number one. If you wanted to talk about iOS 18.1, you should have called last week during the iOS 18.0 show. We’re talking about iOS 18.2 now. If you see me talking about the genmoji and Image Playgrounds waitlist then it’s too late to talk about those. We’ve moved on.

It’s really not that hard.

Alright, okay, here we go.

Yes, I’d like to talk about the changes to Mail.

Yes, okay! Good.

Well, it’s got these new notification summaries that combine what all the emails are about—

Well, sir, sir. Can I just say that difficulty with categorizing mail is a common problem with 18.2 of today.

I really think that the poor quality of the summaries is the problem. They’re really unhelpful—

Obviously, the Mail categories are the problem because that’s what this week’s iOS 18.2 show is about!

I’m watching this show now and—

Idiot! It’s simple! This is what’s airing right now! The iOS 18.1 show! Everything that I’m saying happened last episode! This is 18.2!